phokat times
A celebration of being Phokat...
Thursday, January 2
Infinity of Nothingness
Only Silences my own
No Dreams
Only unrelated thoughts
No memories
Only Phantom feelings
Just Me
Infinity of nothingness
Thursday, June 20
Middle Management Struggles -Part 2
Sunday, June 2
Struggles of Middle Management
UM : this meeting is to understand all your pain points and challenges.
MM: (cries his/her heart out) thanks a lot for your time .
UM: i understand your concern. Can you please put all these in an excel and assign priority and timeline to each item
MM: (highly excited that their issues are getting heard) done and shared . Thanks a lot.
UM: I have assigned those issues to you as your performance goals for this year. Your target would be to fix all priority 1 items by end of Q2.
MM: SWOONS..
Thursday, May 9
Just one more
Add up all these "one mores"
They will equal our life time.
One more bedtime story
One more candy
One more final exam
One more heartbreak
One more opportunity
One more win
searching for
One more new path
Saturday, March 16
Love , a memory.. not a dream.
It's also silences
And the words that said themselves.
It's holding hands
While crossing a busy road.
It's a peck on your cheek
Before you get dropped at your destination.
It's the smell of the coffee
That awakens you in the mornings.
Its the bottle of scotch
Waiting for you, to be opened.
It's the memory brought
By the old song from 90s.
It's the old tshirt
Someone saved for you
for the comfort of summer.
It's old love letters
Stashed away by angst.
Its your name being said
With a smile or a moan.
Saturday, January 19
Just live
As death is the only certainty of life.
No grandeur can last longer
than the last breath.
People measure us
By everything we didn't do.
You be sure to measure it
By the moments that brought you alive.
Our memories are ours.
To the rest they are but stories
and tales, a once upon a time.
Glorify every passing moment
Make every breath a grandeur memory
Wednesday, November 15
An empty wardrobe called heart
An empty heart
It looks so bare
I remember all those feelings
Which hanged in there
Serene bliss of smelling kid's hair
Feeling at home in loved ones arm
Now searching for these comforts
I remember holding them close to heart.
Joy and pride of small victories
Urge to do more after every setback
Where did these motivations go
I remember nurturing the broken heart.
Emptiness after reading a good book Trickling tears watching sad endings
Did I lock these up in a wardrobe
Leaving an empty heart
Laughing out loud is now lol
Can you be with me is now I am fine thanks
Is it indifference or cry for help
A shut empty wardrobe
With remnants of vague memories
That's what I now call my heart.
Wednesday, May 10
Hope
I look back more often
May be you are there
May be I missed a turn
May be you were waiting for me
I cant help
But I still keep looking back
Hoping to see you looking for me
Hoping you are still around me.
Tuesday, December 20
Don't know what to name it
You peer into my eyes
Make me trance
Holding me firm
Leading me to life.
Your name
Spells my life so perfect
The way I always craved.
Your existence
Makes me live
As a blessing untold.
Sunday, July 10
Falling and Rising in Love
Falling in love at first sight is deceiving.
We fall in love with the idea of someone
And not with the one who is receiving.
People only reveal themselves in pieces.
We fill in the gaps, with what we forced ourself into believing.
Rising in love is self revealing.
In midst of silent stolen gazes
When no words are spoken yet more is said than what you intended saying.
You look into their eyes and there is no disguise
The gaps are filled with trust then life is more fulfilling.
Wednesday, December 30
A New Year Advice - To the IT Team
Ladies and Gentlemen !!
Do unit testing.
If I could offer you only one tip for the successful New Year, unit testing would be it
Long-term benefits of unit testing have been proved by IT evangelists
Whereas the rest of my new year advice has no basis more reliable
than any politician's election manifesto.
Wear an ugly shirt to work
It distracts people more than the defects in the work delivered.
Work as team
To avoid being that single answerable person
Love your peers. Love their leers and sneers.
Someday they might be your guardian angel for deadline nightmare.
Don't quit when work gets tiring
Grin as smile stays between ears.
Do one thing everyday that scares you.
Document.
Don't waste your time on Facebook
Remember compliments you receive, forget the escalations,
if you succeed in doing this, tell me how.
Read the HLD even if you don't follow them
Try to update LLD before you code them.
Accept certain inalienable truths
Modules come and go
But a precious few work across releases.
Work hard to bridge the gaps in geography and budget.
The older you get, the more you need to work on excel sheets.
Never mess too much with your code
Instead of 30 you will end up with 70 defects.
Be patient whose advice you buy
And be careful with those who supply it
But trust me on the Unit Testing.
Thursday, November 19
Don't shoo me away
Buzzing Notifications
Worrying list of Unticked to-do list
What do I start next
What do I ignore next
Overlooking lush green patch
encircled by concrete jungle.
Lost in work
And losing in life.
Colors of life,
Talking butterfly on laptop , hallucinating?
fluttering with gay
On the pale excel grid.
Come along, lets take a walk.
Dont shoo me away. I am you.
Fly along lets have a view"
Cant you see I am skyping
Get off my hair ,before I shoo you away
"Dont shoo me away. I am you.
Lets go out and make some friends "
cant you see I am mailing.
Please Dont fade away.
"Then Dont shoo me away. I am you.
lets go out and Find life"
My Life is here. Cant you see I am working.
What do you want from me?
"Dont shoo life away. I am you.
Dont give up on you."
I answered - Yes Sir. You will have the data in 15 mins.
"Colors faded , now I am just a fly
You shooed your life away'
Saturday, October 17
Me and my Laptop
aksar yeh baatein karte hain
har project execution smooth hoti
toh kaisa ho tha
Excel mei apne aap data bhar jatha
toh kaise hotha
Word document jaldi format hojatha
toh kamaal hotha
Business users testing jaldi karthe
toh achacha hotha
Testing karthe samai scope change
nahi karthe toh badiya hotha
client aur hum ek wavelenghth mei
sochthe hain toh kaisa hota
saare vendors ek doosre ko
help karthe toh mazaa aatha
saare team process follow karthe
toh behatar hotha
subah utthe hi escalation mail nahi hothi
toh achcha hotha
Mein aur meri laptop
aksar yeh baatein karte hain
har project execution smooth hoti
toh kaisa ho tha
Sunday, September 20
Luck and God.
Me: Do you believe in God?
Son: Yes
Me: Why?
Son: Newton's 3rd law
Me: ???
Son: I believe in Evil. Hence God.
Me: !!! when do you think of God?
Son: When I need luck.
Me: Luck? why do you need luck?
Son: I read in a quote "Luck is an elevator while hard work is stairs.
Elevator may fall anytime, but stairs don't"
Me: Then why do you need elevator. You should always trust in hard work.
Son: yeah I know. But I am trusting luck to help me better in Mathematics exam tomorrow.
I am still trying to process all the above.
Thursday, September 10
Lost and Not Willing to be Found
Wednesday, April 8
An Era of Collective Loneliness
Friday, April 3
Professionalism Gaya Thel lene
Location: Meeting Room, Office
Time: Working hours
Agenda: Technical Interview
She: ***Entering the room, showing a chair> please take your seat***
He: ** sits**
She: Would you like some water. please feel comfortable.
He: Yup
She:
He: 10+ years blah blah blah blah
She: **He has been working in his present company only since early this year so asks**
He: That is a silly question.
She: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
She: if you find that question silly, then I guess my questions are over. you can leave now please,
It is so sad to see people with so much experience behaving so unprofessional.
Saturday, March 7
Friday, February 27
Story Doesn't End Here
With
Doggy bag of Mixed feelings
Little Sense of accomplishment
Moments of disgrace
Unmatched Expectations
Small packets of sorrow
Highly Confused input
Scrambled output
And hopefully more work to do
Hence story surely doesn't end here